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So.... [Twisted Visions]; DEC 12 5150
Topic Started: Aug 7 2012, 03:33 PM (250 Views)
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Ah, tea.

That wonderous of warm fluids, that everypony can enjoy whilst discussing things. Or not discussing things, as the case may be.

Swirly Mists and Twisted Visions were two of the most mysterious unicorns in Canterlot, and the fact that they were sharing tea could mean anything. They could be plotting to assassinate Cadance. They could be considering getting on Luna's good side. They could, perhaps, simply be discussing philosophy. Or, as they were doing now, they could simply be doing nothing at all as they sipped the warm liquid, herbs pouring down the tongue in a gentle cascade of tastes and offtastes.

"....so how is he in bed?"

Or they could talk about that.
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Twisted Vision just sat with her mother at the kitchen table. Chronius was out doing some sorta show with people and the kids were at school so this was a welcomed change to things. Out of the many important things they could be talking about they just chose to sit in sweet blissful

"So how is he in bed?"

At this remark Twisted Vision sprayed her tea onto the table before giving her mother a horrified look. "What kind of question is that! Not only is it blatantly forward but a complete interjection into my personal life!" She exclaimed. She remained silent for a few moments before blushing "Hes confused at first but after a few insults he's godly" She said before burying her face in her hooves. How Swirly was able to do that was beyond her but she wasn't going to question it.
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"Well, it's good to see you managed to land a good one." Swirly did not comment on the sudden spray of tea into her face; majesties knew she'd had worse up there. Some of it recently.

After a moment, she set down her teacup. "I'm sorry. I'm not good with this small talk. Most of my conversations have... intent. I just thought... We could connect over something." She paused. "...what parts have you let him put in? Or is it just his--?"
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Twisted Vision just groaned "I know mom, it just sometimes this is really awkward" She said sighing. Oh well, she got her sexual habits from one of them she was sure so maybe this wasn't all that bad.

"In all honesty, he wants to do something I have no problems with it at all. Really there isn't anything I am exactly squeamish about thanks to my younger years, and he is my husband; why would I be squeamish about anything. Lord knows he was the first stallion to ever get a chance at impregnating me, and the only Stallion to do it to me willingly." She said, getting up to grab some cloths to clean everything up with. "And sorry about the tea, it was just kinda surprising" She chuckled slightly.
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"No need to apologize." Swirly shrugged. "I understand entirely. In fact, I did a number of field experiments myself in regards to what could be placed where. It turns out if you have enough flexibility, most natural enhancements will react when properly stimulated."

She sipped her tea.

"...perhaps we should move on to another subject."
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Twisted decided to just smile and laugh when her mother gave way to that information and sat back down. Thinking for a few minutes she thought she would try the same tactic.

"Who's my father?" She asked curiously. She has never met a man in her life she could imagine being her father. Only ever had contact with her mother when she was younger and no Stallion ever took interest in her so she was curious.
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"There are five candidates, two of whom are dead, one of whom is in prison." Swirly sipped her tea calmly. "I can get you in touch with the living ones. I've never bothered trying to contact them again, I hold no emotion toward them so I feel that they do not actually qualify as family in any sense beyond the biological. I will be honest, my sojourns with them were manipulative and purposefully distracting. The only one that really made me feel good was one of the dead ones; the rest did... see me through to the end, so to speak, but they just didn't have his talent."

She considered for a moment.

"I would like for him to have been your father, but it's most likely not. You don't have his eyes."
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Twisted Vision sat there for a few moments thinking. "Well mother, he could very well be as I do have your eyes minus the whole... Lacking a pupil deal. I assume that is from some magic as you shouldn't be able to see without a pupil" She said smiling. "So if that is the only thing I guess you could say he has a higher chance then the rest of them" She said with a smile. Then she paused for a bit.

"... So how was he in bed?" She asked curiously.
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And Swirly told her in exact detail how he was in bed. For the sake of the reader's sanity, we shall only go over a few pertinent details.

"...when my mane got tangled with his tail, well, he managed to twist his legs this way..."

"...and I must say, it was a comfortable chair. Even after it broke. And then..."

"...to be honest dear, the lips are the most important part. It doesn't matter where he puts them, the stallion has to be able to kiss and suck like a pro..."

"...he didn't even get inside me until the third hour. Well, not personally. Breakfast the morning after was quite interesting..."
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Twisted Vision just sat there with an expression that resembled O.o greatly. So her mother was very descriptive... What could Twisted say she was in porn before she had her children. Most of this was now /new/ to her as much as surprising that her mother did most of it. When she was done Twisted just smiled. "That was very... informative" She said with a chuckle.

"To tell you the truth mother, I have heard some interesting tales regarding a rather important artifact, and the mayor of Manehattan" She said, in such a casual way, it had to be an insinuation. "Very valuable indeed I don't even know how he obtained it! He even said he would die before it was taken from him! Quite valiant and stupid I would say." She grinned
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"It's inefficient to plan a murder when a robbery would suffice," Swirly commented. "And something so public... the art of subtlety is one that must be practiced to ensure either goal, in this case."

She sipped her tea.

"...Though I do suppose he seems very arrogant. And, to be honest, he probably lives in a penthouse, far off the ground. We'd have to do something about the local fliers, of course, a pegasus rescue would be... unfortunate." She considered the situation. "...If, say, the nearby area was commissioned to have some construction, I believe there would be safety zoning preventing unlicensed fliers in the area. And given the recent damages, it would take little effort to convince a businesspony such an action would be profitable."
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twisted thought "you deal with the subtlety of retrieving the artifact, and I will deal with keeping the mayor distracted... Permanently" She grinned idly playing with her hoof. "And the comfort of my own home is hardly public my dear mother. Anyway I would need an alibi but those are easy when you have magic" She grinned. "His popularity has been rather high lately with the whole Manehattan rising back speech he did, so we may not need to worry about very large security measures" She said whimsically.
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"Au contraire, my dear Twisted Visions, a popular individual is more likely to be guarded. I have a feeling you have not entirely thought this through... Magic can be traced, especially when utilized for the purposes we are considering. No... I believe it would be more prudent to allow me to distract our mayoral companion, whilst you spirit away the artifact you are so enamored with. At the very least I have had more experience fading into the shadows then you have; if I am implicated I can easily evade legalities, whereas you have two... oddly old children depending on you. How did they grow up so fast, by the way? I never even heard you were pregnant."
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Twisted rolled her eyes "Mom, you seem to forget that I was trained by the government for things like this. And again, this is a one of a kind artifact that he claims only he has seen. I traced the information that he gave back and found it to be real but he cannot be around in case he starts looking for it! If not dead, then blind and mute. He has to be unable to communicate at all, and even blind and mute causes problems. Deaf may help but even then it would not be long till he figured out how to get someone to find it" Twisted said. "Plus I could blame his death on a heart attack that I can cause. My magic is beyond hard by Canterlots standards, they would probably just assume it was a well done assassination, or an accident. Unless you can also cause a means of death that is untraceable" Twisted said curiously.

"And please don't ask about my childrens age... If you think about it too much you'll go crazy just accept that they are that old" She said "And you were there the day I got pregnant! You know, slapping Chronius upside the head and forcing him to marry me and all that jazz" She said, with a look that screamed Ring any bells?
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"Oh very well, I will let you follow your blood feud with a pony you've never met to its conclusion thereby risking incarceration." Swirly rolled her eyes. "I do remember your first pregnancy, yes, but surely you are not telling me those two are twins? Even factoring in the temporal kerfluffle you were involved in, I cannot find myself believing such sentiments. Point of order: If you ever have another child, you are to ensure they remain linear at all points during their development. I may have to disown you otherwise out of dispair of ever being at a grandchild's first birthday."
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